When you can only cum after you've been dead for at least 3 minutes, but then you get shocked and nut so hard.
by Mjkisloski June 18, 2017
A derogatory phrase that embellishes the phrase "hold my nuts". By adding the "from the back", a whole new context is added to the situation. The individual is no longer standing eye to eye as an equal and merely offering a courtesy by bearing the weight of your tremendous jewels; oh no, said individual is bent over, embracing whatever emotions you intend to lay upon them, as well as, cradling your low hanging fruit in order to prolong the occasion. If I could describe this phrase in a single word, I would use domination, as the individual receiving said phrase is being described as the pinnacle of submissiveness.
(Look "fuck you" and "screw you" by definition imply you would like to partake in an act of coitus with said individual, however, both are used as a derogatory phrase to imply you do not enjoy said individual. A hate coitus if you will. This phrase takes it a step further. You are welcome.)
(Look "fuck you" and "screw you" by definition imply you would like to partake in an act of coitus with said individual, however, both are used as a derogatory phrase to imply you do not enjoy said individual. A hate coitus if you will. This phrase takes it a step further. You are welcome.)
Reginald Booker Jr. : I must say, your jacket does not match your trousers, however, did you leave the house thinking that fashion choice was a bright idea?
Brad: Dude you tuck your shirt into your underwear and your tighty whiteys stick out sometimes.
Reginald Booker Jr. : *Scoffs* Why I never, I will be informing HR that I no long feel comfortable in your presence.
Brad: Hold my nuts from the back, Reginald.
Brad: Dude you tuck your shirt into your underwear and your tighty whiteys stick out sometimes.
Reginald Booker Jr. : *Scoffs* Why I never, I will be informing HR that I no long feel comfortable in your presence.
Brad: Hold my nuts from the back, Reginald.
by Pee pee poo poo 69 July 31, 2023
Basicly a way to tell someone to chill. Used when someone is getting all worked up over something trivial, making a mountain out of a molehill.
"Damn, dude, why you trippin'? Put your nuts back in your sack and quit bein' a drama queen about it."
by Mister Priapus June 10, 2005
by fagatron May 18, 2018