A combination of taking a nap and pooping. Usually done during an obligatory event or activity, that you really do not want to be at, and would rather be sleeping.
verb. -to noop. When person A and person B lie together, person A on their stomach with person B on their back (facing the ceiling) on top of person A's back. The kind of opposite of spooning. The most comfortable body position in the room.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'