number two

evacuation of the bowels; the matter evacuated

Is the person in charge of human waste disposal referred to as Number One or Number Two?

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

number two

n. defecation

I gotta go do a number two.

by fizzle April 1, 2004

number two

an act of defacation, a bowel movement

Remeber to take the dog outside so he can do number two.

by Light Joker November 3, 2006

number two

The back up girl who always wants to see you, pronounced #2, who you call up when your main girl is fakin

Maria said she'd be here 30 minutes ago. Time to call number two.

by rideon88 December 7, 2006

number two

Heard in Sean Paul's song "Like Glue"; meaning a homosexual man.

"Still I got to stick to my girls like glue; And I man not play number two."

by Irene August 19, 2004

number two

number two is a stupid cock fag jacob

max bevis is jacob number two

by wangdong January 26, 2005

Number two

Rhyming slang for doing a poo.

Are you going to the toilet to do a number two?

by StephenSLR August 26, 2011