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puzzy nuddles 

A goofy moron who swats himself on the head with a baseball cap, beanie, or other goody-two-shoes type headwear and bleats "good to see ya" or "have a nice day" over and over again until someone sticks a boot in their ass.
"There goes Mikey the puzzy nuddles, getting on everyone's nerves again with his dorky bullshit."
puzzy nuddles by Meat Slab June 15, 2006

his nudeness 

a male who is particularly good at being nude, possibly nude very often, usually occurring at parties, while having sex, walking the dog, etc. This male may be refered to as his nudeness, or his nudeness sir.
I saw his nudeness earlier today, he was nude.

Or

Hello his nudeness sir, how are you today?
his nudeness by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006

Chicken nudele soup 

A soup containing only chicken genitalia
I made the best chicken nudele soup last night I love slurping up chicken dick
We love some nudles
Nudles by LilJaii May 9, 2018
Goes with Riddles........ peas in a pod
That pair match. They must be Nuddles and Riddles
Nuddles by Nuddles March 14, 2005

nudenessism

The act of getting butt ass naked,usually with a member of the opposite sex. Not with a member of the same sex (see gaynessism). Often leading to doggy-style sex.
Hey baby, when you come home we can do a little dual nudenessism.
nudenessism by GhostfaceKillah February 13, 2006
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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