When you sit down too quickly on a self lowering toilet seat and your large, swaying, impressive ballsack swings under the closing lid and your nutsack gets hella pinched.
Hey is McConnell coming? Nope, he tried to take a shit and got too impatient with the lid, old boy sat down and had a nutastrophy for real. No mo kids.
A mini social catastrophe, such as waking up in an apartment building hallway after taking a "shortcut" (self-inflicted obstacle course) home from the bar; swimming in fountains at 5am on the French Riviera; having the dean mispronounce your name at college graduation... etc
Did you hear about that girl who tried to leap a fence on her way home from the bar? She ended up almost slicing her big toe off... what a natastrophe.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.