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Natastrophe 

The horrendous shit taken after a night of drinking Natural Light. Experienced by college kids too cheap to buy real beer every morning nationally.
Joe: Oh god dude, I just had the worst natastrophe.

Eric: I told you to not be a cheap ass and spend the extra two bucks to get some real beer.

Joe: Here it comes again . . (runs to bathroom)
Natastrophe by A.Mix November 12, 2009
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Nutastrophy 

When you sit down too quickly on a self lowering toilet seat and your large, swaying, impressive ballsack swings under the closing lid and your nutsack gets hella pinched.
Hey is McConnell coming? Nope, he tried to take a shit and got too impatient with the lid, old boy sat down and had a nutastrophy for real. No mo kids.
Nutastrophy by Jeepsmash July 21, 2019

Natastrophe 

When all the Natural (Natty) Light runs out at a party.
Last weekend at Johnny's house all those freshman showed up and totally ran the house dry, thus resulting in a Natastrophe
Natastrophe by Satchmo'money October 22, 2008

Natastrophe 

This is when the person in charge of bringing beer to the party purchases Natural (Natty) Light instead of a good beer.
Oh no, the party is suppose to start in five minutes and Nate bought three cases of Natural Light and nothing else. This is a complete natastrophe!
Natastrophe by Madpinto June 15, 2009

Natastrophe 

A mini social catastrophe, such as waking up in an apartment building hallway after taking a "shortcut" (self-inflicted obstacle course) home from the bar; swimming in fountains at 5am on the French Riviera; having the dean mispronounce your name at college graduation... etc
Did you hear about that girl who tried to leap a fence on her way home from the bar? She ended up almost slicing her big toe off... what a natastrophe.
Natastrophe by natastrophe June 20, 2011

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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