An amazing show for teens that covers just about everything a teen of these days goes through...questioning your sexuality, drugs, high school and much more. It's about a family named the Carlins that move from a little town of Ohio to sunny and quick moving LA.

Spencer Carlin meets a girl named Ashley Davies that causes her to question if she truly likes men. She begins to fall for her and ends up going on a rollar coaster of emotions that brings out her mother's dark side.

Ashely Davies is a lesbian who has been through Hell and back, but when she meets the new girl, Spencer, she begins to fall in love.

Glenn Carlin used to be the star basketball player back in Ohio, but in LA his abilities are put to the test when he faces King High's Aiden Dennison.

Clay Carlin is the family's adopted black son and when he moves to LA he begins to realize the complications of living with an all-white family. He meets a girl Chelsea and gets her pregnant.

Paula Carlin is their mother. After moving to LA, she begins to regret it. Her daughter is hanging out with a lesbian more than she is at home, her son Glenn struggles with basketball, a broken knee and drugs, her black son Clay gets into trouble with his new friends, and everything falls apart.

Arthur Carlin is their father. During Spencer's fight with her mother about her being gay continues, he is there for Spencer the entire way. He finds out that one of the reasons they moved was because his wife's old flame moved to LA.
South of Nowhere Quotes:

“I’m not into labels.” -ASHLEY to Spencer

“If you’re lucky enough to find love, then it doesn’t matter who it’s with.”- CHELSEA to Spencer

“Am I your first or your forever?”-ASHLEY to Spencer

SPENCER:Aw, now you've got me wearing your shade.How convenient, just in case we end up in some spontaneous liplock
ASHLEY: Trust me, it won't be spontaneous!
by ILOVESPASHLEY November 3, 2010
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When something (keys, clothes, etc.) is lost for all eternity
Man I can't find the gift certificates, I like looked every where plus places they wouldn't be, they're like totally nowhere!
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1.) The mind numbing boredom, depression, and insignificantes experienced while one is alone, has feelings of being alone, or has nothing to do with their time while being anywhere in the United States America.

2.) To inform or remind someone that they are mind numbingly boring, depressing, and insignificant while being anywhere in the United States America.

3.) Living in a sparse, isolated, uninteresting area of the United States of America.
1.) Nowhere USA: Population-Me

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3.) I'm from Delaware...
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An extremely irrational, pointless, and obviously dumb idea

The bridge to nowhere was a bridge proposed to connecting Ketchikan, Alaska to Gravina Island (Pop. 50) and the Ketchikan Airport.
The airport handles 200,000 passengers a year, which are brought in on a ferry that runs every 30 minutes, and can handle 350,000 people a year.
The bridge was to cost almost $400 million and be comparable in scope to the Golden Gate Bridge, which handles 118,000 cars A DAY!
In response to Sarah Palin talking about McCain's health care plan to give families $5,000 to go out and get their own healthcare:

Joe Biden: "So you're going to have to place -- replace a $12,000 plan with a $5,000 check you just give to the insurance company. I call that the "Ultimate Bridge to Nowhere."
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