McCain's Monster 

A nickname for Sarah Palin who was virtually unknown until John McCain picked her as his running mate in the 2008, now she is considered a rising star in the Republican party

Before John McCain picked Sarah Palin as his running mate she was just an obscure governor most people had never heard of, now McCain's Monster has risen in prominence to become the de facto leader of the radical Tea Party movement.

McCain's Monster by Mr.Juan-derful November 18, 2010

John McCain's Syndrome

A strange disorder that you have been tortured for nine years as a POW and cannot lift your hands above your head.

Cop: "Put your hands on your head!"

Man: "I can't... I have John McCain's Syndrome!"

John McCain's Syndrome by Some random hippie's horse? January 25, 2009

John McCain Syndrome 

When you decide to do something when your to old and forget what you had for breakfast. And expect to run the country, so thus you have John McCain Syndrome.

"Issac did you see Spencer speak today up on the stand, he must have John McCain Syndrome the way he was forgetting his speech and mumbling about his many houses."

John McCain Syndrome by Parker James March 2, 2009

McCain Shuffle

Reversing all of one's previous political positions in a last-ditch effort to be nominated for President by a major political party.

Usually happens to a once-principled Republican who sells his or her soul to the fringe right to survive the primary process at the end of his or her career.

Romney really pulled a McCain Shuffle--first he was for an individual mandate, then abandoned RomneyCare when it looked like it might hurt his candidacy.

McCain Shuffle by DaemonXar June 13, 2011

McCann Bathroom's 

the bathrooms are like walking into a haunted house you cant see shit the air is so cloudy and you get a nicotine high from just being there

the McCann bathroom's are shit

McCann Bathroom's by todmad November 5, 2024

Scratching the McCain Bus 

A euphemism for masturbating. The phrase was first coined when John McCain's campaign tour bus collided with a van in Miami in August 2008.

Man, I was so horny the other day even scratching the McCain Bus didn't help relieve the tension.

Scratching the McCain Bus by Stringer57 October 18, 2008

catholic conformist republican spinkick Mccain 

The most awesome move to do in the pit

i just saw John Mccain windmilling at the anal cunt concert and i responded by throwing him a catholic conformist republican spinkick mccain to show my appreciation to such a pioneering deathcore contributor

catholic conformist republican spinkick Mccain by sean reinert November 23, 2010