bridge to nowhere 

When a guy shaves the pubic hair on his testicals, but leaves the "happy trail"

Zach told me he shaved his balls so I told him I didn't believe him because he still had his happy trail. He pulled down his pants and I witnessed the bridge to nowhere!

bridge to nowhere by dontuseyourrealnameinthisbox September 18, 2010

bridge to nowhere 

sarah palin's taint

"i said no thanks to that bridge to nowhere"

bridge to nowhere by stephen from stephen and miche October 31, 2008

Bridge to nowhere 

An extremely irrational, pointless, and obviously dumb idea

The bridge to nowhere was a bridge proposed to connecting Ketchikan, Alaska to Gravina Island (Pop. 50) and the Ketchikan Airport.
The airport handles 200,000 passengers a year, which are brought in on a ferry that runs every 30 minutes, and can handle 350,000 people a year.
The bridge was to cost almost $400 million and be comparable in scope to the Golden Gate Bridge, which handles 118,000 cars A DAY!

In response to Sarah Palin talking about McCain's health care plan to give families $5,000 to go out and get their own healthcare:

Joe Biden: "So you're going to have to place -- replace a $12,000 plan with a $5,000 check you just give to the insurance company. I call that the "Ultimate Bridge to Nowhere."

Bridge to nowhere by Saddamsmomshot January 16, 2009

bridge to nowhere 

An idea or initiative whose costs outweigh the value of its benefits.

"You're going to have to replace a $12,000 health-care plan with a $5,000 tax-credit check you've just given to the insurance company. I call that the ultimate bridge to nowhere." - Sen. Joe Biden, 10/2/08

bridge to nowhere by Greg B2 January 15, 2009

Bridge to nowhere 

When you pitch a loaf so long, it touches both shorelines of the toilet.

That loaf was so long, a fly could walk across it and get to the other side of the toilet. Almost like a bridge to nowhere.

Bridge to nowhere by Haywood9 July 6, 2025