nowhere fast

A fictional place christians and parents tell you you'll end up because of drug usage.

Referenced in short lived teen drama "Higher ground" and smashing pumpkins' song "JellyBelly"

"If you keep this up, you'll end up nowhere fast"

nowhere fast by SoakedInBleach May 12, 2015

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Going nowhere fast

1. To not make any progress.

2. Attempting to reach a goal that will lead you nowhere.

1. You may think you're making progress, but you're really going nowhere fast.

2. Despite his efforts, the result led him back to where he started. He went nowhere fast.

Going nowhere fast by rtivey01 December 3, 2019

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Going nowhere fast

Driving at night when you have no actual destination. You put your favorite music on and drive around in your town, city, or the open roads while enjoying the freedom.

Dave: Sam where are you going tonight?

Sam: I am just going nowhere fast

Rick: I have so much stress. I think I'm I'll go nowhere fast to relieve some and relax.

Going nowhere fast by Your Bestfriend that cares March 28, 2015

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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