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Not me by Mayoisyummy October 29, 2019
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You are you, Not me
Not me, You
Not me by TheBIG00f October 16, 2018
A person will use this term when talking about themselves. Typically used when saying who committed an undesirable action.
“Who put the lava lamp underground to make it a magma lamp? Not me!”

“Who shoved Larry into the pond and drowned him? Not me!”
Not me by Sparkmaker12 June 5, 2024

Not me, was Maria. 

Not me, was Maria used when you’re best friend negates a sense of pleasure from sending you obscenities of which you send onto your peers whom are horrified and reprimand you, but in your defence, you retort -Not me, was Maria. Whereby your innocence is restored and equilibrium regained as of course it wasn’t me, but Maria.

Friend “What the hell clare, I will never be able to unsee that gigantic penis now”
Me: “notmewasmaria”
Friend: eyes intent on screen and face drops in horror watching the gigantic penis sway back and forth in rocking motion, shocked, marika replies what the hell Clare? To which I say, it’s not me, was Maria.

Not me y’all stay safe though 

Ddot:You’re gonna die on Fortnite

Fab not me y’all stay safe though
Ddot:You’re gonna die on Fortnite

Fab not me y’all stay safe though

Not Me Either 

Same thing as Me Neither.. Just Goes By Preference
Matt: I Am Not Going To Change My Notifications

Dylan: Not Me Either!
Not Me Either by Dylanarod May 31, 2015

not-me-yous

People who constantly deflect accountability and blame other people or things for their problems.
Tom and Britney are a couple of not-me-yous, couldn’t accept any blame in the situation.
not-me-yous by Westonbaur May 16, 2019
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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