noswad 

noswad is the type of guy to make all the mirrors shatter with just one look. He's that one guy who will steal your identity, only uglier. He bases his personality off of Joe Mama and Monika from the popular Visual Novel, "Doki Doki Literature Club." His main form of humour are among us jokes and saying Joe Mama whether relevant or not. He's a cool guy, but also the most annoying guy you will ever meet. Be sure to keep him away from your children, siblings, and even parents. Even if someone likes him, his eyes are set only on Gabe, lord of the banana suit.

Guy #1: "Hey that kid just moved here, he seems pretty cool
Guy #2: "Nah he's a total noswad"
Guy #1: "ew"

Sexy Dude: "That guy's kinda cute, I should get his number"
Ultra Virgin: "That 'guy' is noswad. Not worth it"
"Girl": "Why? What's so bad about wanting to be with him?"
Ultra Virgin: "Because he'll never notice you. His ultimate goal is Gabe, lord of the banana suit"

noswad by Definitely the real Obamna May 7, 2021

Norwad 

noun: Norwad or Norwads (plural)

Are a people. They are heavy set Norwegian women with apple bobbed hair cuts. They often work as a receptionist and can be defined as lawfully neutral. They will not make any exceptions to any rules and often make peoples lives difficult. If you have the unfortunate opportunity to have one as a health inspector or state inspector you will often see them come down judging any culture out side of their norm. They mostly populate Minnesota followed by wisconsin and Iowa but you can find them all across the USofA.

They also often talk extremly passive aggressively and enjoy answering back questions with long sighed OKKAAYs?

Some norwads have been spotted in movies and tv for instance the women in charge of rental cars in the movie "planes trains and automobiles" or the receptionist who asks if anyone has a case of the mondays in "office space". A famous norwad would also be Delores Umbridge from Harry Potter.
While 90% of Norwads are Norwegian decent many have been spotted to just be white. Norwegian is very different from Norwegian decent.

person1: Everytime I tried to explain my situation she either responded "Okaayy?" Or "sorry sweetie but I dont make the rules"
person2: Wow sounds like a total Norwad. .

Norwad by therenowitsart September 4, 2014

Norwad 

an immigrant from Norway

I knew that guy was a Norwad when he said, "Uffda."

Norwad by girf May 17, 2009

nowadays 

present Time....

NOW

it doesn't matter i am on shrooms NOWADAYS

nowadays by Shroomy toons January 27, 2004

Nosy nosway 

A gossipy busybody that listens in on conversations, especially phone calls, that can’t keep their noz goin their own way.

“Wow! What a nosy nosway. Can’t she mind her business? Stop listening in on the party line. You are not in this convo”

“Yeah! What a sweaty noz!”

Nosy nosway by V Ferris May 14, 2021

please note this does not account for all members of the minorities listed above,as in meaning not all black/white/black-wannabe's are like that,but to be fully truthfull alot are,and thats whats wrong with our world nowadays.. 

A really shitty use of the word tag

If you clicked this, you know

please note this does not account for all members of the minorities listed above,as in meaning not all black/white/black-wannabe's are like that,but to be fully truthfull alot are,and thats whats wrong with our world nowadays.. by Freak July 30, 2003

noshad 

A cool ass mf everyone loves him like bro is jus perfect but he stuck at home like 24/7

I’m tryna go see noshad today but yk how he is

noshad by Niggatobobi September 1, 2021