noswad is the type of guy to make all the mirrors shatter with just one look. He's that one guy who will steal your identity, only uglier. He bases his personality off of Joe Mama and Monika from the popular Visual Novel, "Doki Doki Literature Club." His main form of humour are among us jokes and saying Joe Mama whether relevant or not. He's a cool guy, but also the most annoying guy you will ever meet. Be sure to keep him away from your children, siblings, and even parents. Even if someone likes him, his eyes are set only on Gabe, lord of the banana suit.
Guy #1: "Hey that kid just moved here, he seems pretty cool
Guy #2: "Nah he's a total noswad"
Guy #1: "ew"
Sexy Dude: "That guy's kinda cute, I should get his number"
Ultra Virgin: "That 'guy' is noswad. Not worth it"
"Girl": "Why? What's so bad about wanting to be with him?"
Ultra Virgin: "Because he'll never notice you. His ultimate goal is Gabe, lord of the banana suit"
Guy #2: "Nah he's a total noswad"
Guy #1: "ew"
Sexy Dude: "That guy's kinda cute, I should get his number"
Ultra Virgin: "That 'guy' is noswad. Not worth it"
"Girl": "Why? What's so bad about wanting to be with him?"
Ultra Virgin: "Because he'll never notice you. His ultimate goal is Gabe, lord of the banana suit"
by Definitely the real Obamna May 7, 2021
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Are a people. They are heavy set Norwegian women with apple bobbed hair cuts. They often work as a receptionist and can be defined as lawfully neutral. They will not make any exceptions to any rules and often make peoples lives difficult. If you have the unfortunate opportunity to have one as a health inspector or state inspector you will often see them come down judging any culture out side of their norm. They mostly populate Minnesota followed by wisconsin and Iowa but you can find them all across the USofA.
They also often talk extremly passive aggressively and enjoy answering back questions with long sighed OKKAAYs?
Some norwads have been spotted in movies and tv for instance the women in charge of rental cars in the movie "planes trains and automobiles" or the receptionist who asks if anyone has a case of the mondays in "office space". A famous norwad would also be Delores Umbridge from Harry Potter.
While 90% of Norwads are Norwegian decent many have been spotted to just be white. Norwegian is very different from Norwegian decent.
Are a people. They are heavy set Norwegian women with apple bobbed hair cuts. They often work as a receptionist and can be defined as lawfully neutral. They will not make any exceptions to any rules and often make peoples lives difficult. If you have the unfortunate opportunity to have one as a health inspector or state inspector you will often see them come down judging any culture out side of their norm. They mostly populate Minnesota followed by wisconsin and Iowa but you can find them all across the USofA.
They also often talk extremly passive aggressively and enjoy answering back questions with long sighed OKKAAYs?
Some norwads have been spotted in movies and tv for instance the women in charge of rental cars in the movie "planes trains and automobiles" or the receptionist who asks if anyone has a case of the mondays in "office space". A famous norwad would also be Delores Umbridge from Harry Potter.
While 90% of Norwads are Norwegian decent many have been spotted to just be white. Norwegian is very different from Norwegian decent.
person1: Everytime I tried to explain my situation she either responded "Okaayy?" Or "sorry sweetie but I dont make the rules"
person2: Wow sounds like a total Norwad. .
person2: Wow sounds like a total Norwad. .
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Get the nowadays mug.A gossipy busybody that listens in on conversations, especially phone calls, that can’t keep their noz goin their own way.
“Wow! What a nosy nosway. Can’t she mind her business? Stop listening in on the party line. You are not in this convo”
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“Yeah! What a sweaty noz!”
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Get the please note this does not account for all members of the minorities listed above,as in meaning not all black/white/black-wannabe's are like that,but to be fully truthfull alot are,and thats whats wrong with our world nowadays.. mug.by Niggatobobi September 1, 2021
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