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North Stamford 

The region in Stamford above the Merritt Parkway. Usually people from North Stamford go to Westhill, King, Fairfield Prep, and occasionally boarding school. North Stamford can be equated to Shippan, yet it is in the woods instead of on the water. The upside is that there are many places to blaze that are not hotboy, unlike Shippan. The downside is that you have to drive everywhere, and driving to parties sucks. Neighbors are also narcs, so you have to be careful when you have parties.
Is there anything goin on tonight in North Stamford?

Yea someones having a party on mayapple

Damn, that shits too far away.

Yea lets just blaze instead
North Stamford by mcblazed July 23, 2010
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north stamford 

north stamford, a section in stamford located in the south-western part of connecticut where the houses are huge and the kids are preppy. Mostly everyone lives on at leased an acre of land and owns more than one expensive car. The uniform is a polo with a popped collar and abercrombie & fitch stressed jeans or abercrombie & fitch stressed jean mini skirt.

where people belong to country clubs, everyone knows everyone and most kids are prefered best friends with someone that lives in new canaan or greenwich.

some kids hang out at the stamford town center, but most go out and retreat to more civil areas like the ave or 'town' in new canaan. Although, at one point in each kids life, they tried to be 'ghetto' like the rest of stamford. Most North Stamfordians are scared of getting mugged or have been mugged in downtown such people lock their BMW's and Lincoln Navigators when cruising through such areas.

you will most likely find deer in the backyard & great deal of woods and ponds.

and each kid knows of atleased one celebrity that lives in the area.
kid 1: you live in stamford?
kid 2: yea
kid 1: so are you like ghetto or something
kid 2: no i live in north stamford
kid 1: oh! so your mega rich!
north stamford by Lovely Lovely September 12, 2005

North Stamford 

The nicer part of Stamford located above the Merritt. There are so many drunk driving accidents on Scofieldtown and Long Ridge that teens aren't allowed to drive past 9:30. Most people living there have run over at least a few deer. Everyone living there claims to have trick-or-treated at Gene Wilder's house. There's nothing to do there, and everything worthwhile is a 10-30 minute drive. By the time kids living there hit TOR and have made friends with people from either the hood or the Cove, they feel pretty embarrassed to be from North Stamford, and don't really like telling their ghetto-er friends.
I'm sleeping over at Paul's house in North Stamford.

Shit, what are you going to do all weekend?

We would go to the mall, but we can't since Paul got put on probation after he squashed that hobo on Chesnut Hill.

That sucks, man.
North Stamford by Boneesha Boneesha October 26, 2009

north stafford high school 

Where girls like to have sex with other girls boyfriends and boys like to play games
Omg did you hear Teresa from North stafford high school fucked hunter?!
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