north dakota

1. The Coldest Damn State Within The Borders Of The US. Ironicly They Made A Movie About Us Called Fargo. Whats Even More Ironic Is How Much Truth Is In The Movie.
2. State Where The Seasons Are Renamed To:
HEll On Earth, Mosquito, HELL On Earth Frozen Over, Constrution.
weatherman: well tomarrow is going to quite alot warmer but still a bit brisk. the high is going to be -40 degrees and the low will be around -60. and dont forget about that windchill.
by Lemmings January 29, 2005
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whats there to do in north dakota? get fucked up bitches!
by logan June 18, 2006
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there is almost nothing there; farmers, plains, prarie, fat people, roosevelt natl park and fargo- that's all to north dakota
North dakota- what the hell is there?
by StatesDude April 01, 2004
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North Dakota

1) Not part of Canada.
2) Where most of the film "Fargo" wasn't filmed.
Isn't North Dakota in Canada?
No
by Um...Joe October 01, 2004
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The U.S. wasn't sure what to do with the Dakota Territory, so they split it into two sections. Cold, and colder. (South Dakota, North Dakota) North Dakota has now become the U.S.'s storage cabinet for Nuclear Missiles. Other than that, It's flat.
Unintelligient being: "Why don't we sell North Dakota to Canada or something?"

Other American: "That's where we keep all our Nukes."

SO...become one with Mother North Dakota, eh? C:
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See also: nuclear proliferation

Would have dominated world politics had it seceded from the United States during the Cold War because of it's highly concentrated amount of nuclear weapons in such a small area.
Russian Official in Moscow informing his peers: Comrades, North Dakota has seceded from the United States. We must establish political connections and negotiate an embassy in Bismark. If they side with Mother Russia, surely the United States will fall.
by -Confidential- October 11, 2004
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The state with the lowest age to be able to get a driver's license, which is 14.
14 year old North Dakota kid: I just got my license!!!

16 year old Connecticut kid: I just got my learner's permit....
by Ben360 May 08, 2009
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