noopin 

To kill an animal by use of motorised transport.

I went noopin today, killed two rabbits and a fox.

You see that? I just nooped fuck out of that!

noopin by barbrastreisand August 31, 2010

nuooping 

When one poops in the nude.

"Bro, I walked in on Chad and he was pooping naked!"

"Oh! You mean he was nuooping!"

nuooping by Poop-Tart June 3, 2018

Noping 

Give up. Stop. That's it. Nope. Simply. Nope.

Person: I'm noping life. I'm done. That was too stupid for me to handle.

Noping by Lucyledger April 27, 2017

Knee Nooking 

to sensually message the crease in the back of the knee with tongue, finger, phallus, or other phallus like object

He was knee nooking me so hard I couldn't walk the next day.

Knee Nooking by Eyeball_licker69 December 3, 2014

nooding 

The thing you do to keep people engaged in a conversation, but usually used to display that you are actively listening to what they are saying.

I'll tell you the secret to making the other person feel like you are listening to them and are interested in what they are saying... It's Nooding. You can get anywhere in life from this tip!

LOL really? It's that simple?

Yes, duh, that's how I got you engaged in this convo lel

nooding by Meeep ^^ October 22, 2015

nonpinion 

Espousing a view about a subject that you know absolutely nothing about. Most nonpinions are used by uninformed people who stole those opinions from someone else, but they can't back it up due to not understanding the very subject.

Man: This guy told me that 9/11 was planned by the government, but I knew it was a nonpinion because he said, verbatim, what a character on a television show had said.

nonpinion by MuscleGirlLover June 23, 2010

Chronic noosing syndrome 

Chronic noosing syndrome

Chronic noosing syndrome (CNS) is characterised by an individual’s urge to noose one’s poose at the slightest inconvenience.

Howard: “Jen my jarred pig eyes aren’t in the fridge”

Jen: “Yeh Howard, the council took them away in biohazard suits, you’ve got to stop eating that shit”

Howard: “Fine have we got any bilge rat soup left in the bathtub”

Jen: “No Howard, that shits back in the sewer where it belongs..”

Howard: “Well noose my posse. I think my chronic noosing syndrome is kicking in...”

*choking nosies*

Chronic noosing syndrome by Count Noosula March 26, 2020