Noodle Dip 

The sexual act of inserting a flacid (limp) penis into a woman's mouth or vagina.

My friend Louie noodle dipped some chick last night.

That chick was so loose that I could noodle dip her pussy.

Noodle Dip by D-Rock C August 29, 2009

Armenian Noodle Dip 

An Armenian noodle dip is when a man and woman are enagaged in sexual acts and as the man is about to cum he is standing up and holding the girl from the back of the neck where her face is right in front of the dick. the girl would then pout her lips for a few fun-filled cockslaps to lips and face until he is ready to cum. Right before the man cums he sticks the tip of his penis in the left nostril and cums, and the cum goes up and dips down the throat where you can play around with or pull it from eather side. (can be put in the right nostril but preferably the left)

Haig: Yeah so like i banged the shit out of her right?
Jon: Yeah..then what?
Haig: i saved my cum and thought should i give this bitch the armenian noodle dip?
Haig: you know i did.

Armenian Noodle Dip by Allllllex August 9, 2006

Armanian noodle dip 

Sticking the head of the penis into the females nostril and ejaculating, then she sniffs it.

Miss.Hybrid Jones: Armanian noodle dip me baby.

Armanian noodle dip by gaydos November 15, 2003

I want to French dip your noodle 

A low-key and confusing sex joke. Or is it?

Girl: "I want to French dip your noodle."
Guy: "Go right ahead, you know where the kitchen is ... Wait what?"

I want to French dip your noodle by Shutupand August 23, 2016

noodledick 

An object or person, usually in a videogame, that is extremely hard to hit; someone who jumps around while many people shoot at them.

Alex: I dont want to die!

Nick: Hold still you little noodledick!

noodledick by Jsims December 6, 2006