A delicious sauce made from the skin and souls of ignorant players of MMORPG's & Online FPS'. It's extremely good with breadsticks and for added spice you can throw an orphan or two into the mix, but be sure to take off their shoes because... well think; eggshell, only with laces.
Idiot #1: I HAVE A WHITE ITEM! I PWNZER YOU FUCKIN NUBS!
Intelligently Humble Person: *ponder* Found more ingredients the noob sauce John! Bring the truck back!
Idiot #2: PFFT YOU LOSER *to Idiot #1* I FUCKIN PWNZER YOU WITH MY PISTOL WHIP!
Intelligently Humble Person: John, we may need more than one truck.
Intelligently Humble Person: *ponder* Found more ingredients the noob sauce John! Bring the truck back!
Idiot #2: PFFT YOU LOSER *to Idiot #1* I FUCKIN PWNZER YOU WITH MY PISTOL WHIP!
Intelligently Humble Person: John, we may need more than one truck.
by Cyn The Frost Demon September 12, 2006
i faced this one noob in paintball and i totaly wasted him.. but it was fucken funny when he started to cry. he was a noob beyond noob.....he was noob sauce
by justin June 18, 2004
A term used to describe more than one newbie, noob, or nub.
Veterans use it to say they are out to get that noob for doing something.
A general area of where noobs participate in.
Veterans use it to say they are out to get that noob for doing something.
A general area of where noobs participate in.
Noob - 1 4/\/\ t3# r0<x0/2!!1!
Veteran - I am going to add you to my noob sauce!
Wrong - Look at all the noobs over there dancing! Eww!
Right - Look at the noob sauce over there dancing! Eww!
Veteran - I am going to add you to my noob sauce!
Wrong - Look at all the noobs over there dancing! Eww!
Right - Look at the noob sauce over there dancing! Eww!
by Chris Carducci January 25, 2008
The substance ejected from an individual when a solid hit is placed upon them, namely in Counter Strike when a weapon pierces a player where pixelated blood is sent streaming from the wound.
Player1: omfg my scout just reamed your head and blew noob sauce all over the wall XD
Player2: omgwtfhax
Player2: omgwtfhax
by Kieran B November 02, 2006
Someone who is absolutely new something, but still pretends to know what he/she is doing. usually to an annoying degree.
noob sauce: DUDE!!! i got a kill! woot in your face!!!
regular person: i just got back from eating a half-hour lunch and you only found my guy once?!?!?
regular person: i just got back from eating a half-hour lunch and you only found my guy once?!?!?
by Gee Dubs June 29, 2006
Some people refer to their ejaculate as "noob sauce" and actively talk about it and try to engage everyone around them with the subject, male or female, because they are desperate for sex with anyone.
Micky: You should put some noob sauce on that sangwich...
Darrel: Stop talking about your god damn jizz already. I do not want to engage in sexual activity with you.
Darrel: Stop talking about your god damn jizz already. I do not want to engage in sexual activity with you.
by Greggory March 01, 2006
man, that was my first online game in any madden game and the firt time i bought one and i still poned that 20year old's stanker. i love the taste of noob sauce.
by $CREEDS$ August 09, 2008