nonswimmer
nonswimmer by MRR October 3, 2005
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A nonswimmer is a person who is usually referred to as a soccer player because they do not swim but play soccer instead. Nonswimmers believe that even without practice and time and effort they could race a swimmer and win. A nonswimmer also thinks they are stronger than swimmers, abd therefore as a joke swimmers take their side. A swimmer will never date a nonswimmer until they have been proven worthy of the title swimmer or are an Olympian.
That nonswimmer is such a bitch!
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non-swimmer
Describing someone of African descent. A word that Whites can covertly use to refer to Blacks while Blacks are present. People of color usually lack the ability to swim (have you ever seen the shallow end of a public swimming pool) so this is a proper reference.
A family of non-swimmers just moved in next door.
I did not get a wink of sleep last night because those damn non-swimmers were playing that rap music so loud
I did not get a wink of sleep last night because those damn non-swimmers were playing that rap music so loud
non-swimmer by MDunn July 10, 2005
non-swimmer
code word for a person of african-american decent, usually a customer of a restaurant who leaves a less than average tip, or is unusually hard to please
non-swimmer by Disgruntled Restaurant Employee October 20, 2003