nonkus

say this to a random person in the road and they will eat your family (go try it)

"nonkus"
oh em gee you did not grr 2

by dadesh February 29, 2024

Nonus

When you believe you are getting a bonus, but instead you get nothing.

So did you hear, the company decided to hand out nonuses this year.

by jaysnoop April 13, 2009

Nonku

Nonku’s are really pretty. They also have a sense of humour and are often the class clowns. Nonku’s are incredibly kind and smart. They will always be there for you and have your back. If you ever are feeling sad or emotionally, Nonku will always be there and better find one soon! Their laugh is hysterical too, it is contagious laughter!

Nonku caught my eye as she walked past.
She made me laugh for hours.

by That’s the meaning August 4, 2021

The Norkus Experience

The kind of experience that leaves you stumbling down the street with what ever you previously had for dinner in your hair and on your shoes not knowing who you are or where you dignity went. Normally, you will find yourself on your couch the next day with your vomit-covered shoes or heels still on your feet wondering how you got there and how a tiger got in your bathroom.

Ah, you had The Norkus Experience

by chocolate lovin' April 22, 2011

Nonus

No Bonus

STEVE: "Hey Joe, I heard your company didn't do as well this year. Did you still get a bonus?"

JOE: "We got a nonus this year"

by decu68 August 6, 2010

Nonkululeko

A beautiful woman found in the South of Africa. She bears a very pretty smile and facial features. She has radiant skin and she’s thick at the right places!

Her name means freedom and a direct translation to iSiZulu would be “Nkululeko” which would normally be a boy name but because she’s a beautiful, fierce, powerful and elegant Queen she’s Nonkululeko

Nonkululeko intimidated me because of her presence but when I started talking to her, she’s so wonderful and welcome

by HallaBarri November 23, 2021

nookus

The nook in your woman's tuckus where your junk rests while you spoon.

Rolling over to spoon my wife, I made sure to place my junk in her nookus so I would be comfortable.

by abhorrentbanana June 10, 2010