nogotiating

The verb form of nogotiation, the art of blatantly undermining negotiations while claiming to support them with the goal of not reaching an agreement. A favorite tool of old and disconnected politicians that think it's their way or no way.

Nogotiations successfully got us into war with Iraq, where we found tons of weapons of mass destruction.

The nogotiators in Iran are going to make sure the United States is always at war.

Nogotiating in all of my relationships is how I make sure they work for me.

by ciciserendipity June 18, 2014

Negotiating with terrorists

The act of engaging another in an argument that is so self-evidently preposterous that doing so provides dangerous validation to the other party. Usually refers to arguments with bipolar ex-girl or boyfriends, often with a history of employment in various clothing-optional adult entertainment industries.

#1: Stripper Sara cornered me at the bar & started screaming at me again about her missing John Mayer CDs. She knows I would rather tear out my eardrums & set them on fire than listen to that douche.
#2: What did you do?
#3: I walked away. Anything else is negotiating with terrorists.

by At Risk Teen March 18, 2009

NoGotiation

Refusal to accept negotiation terms, and therefore reaching an agreement is a "no go".

Amanda: "Can I borrow your cute heels to go clubbing tonight?"

Kelly: "Nope."

Amanda: "C'mon!"

Kelly: "No way! Your foot funk is contagious... I can't be having your gnarly corn-infested toes all up in my shoes."

Amanda: "Well, I guess this NoGotiation's over"...

by havwingswillfly March 29, 2010

nogotiation

a negotiation where the person who wants something has no chance of getting anything from the person who might give them something (or in this case nothing)

pronounced no-go-tiation

1:I was talking to Andre and I wanted his Bob Marley CD and then he wouldn't give it to me after I offered him my entire CD collection.

2:What a nogotiation

by b to the rizzle April 30, 2007

Negotiating The Release Of The Cocholate Hostages

Taking a giant sherry shit

Hey Creepy Chris I just finised Negotiating The Release Of The Cocholate Hostages. It took 20 minutes.

by Cecil Buttram October 27, 2004

negotiating the pussy

1) an act where a man tries to cock block the next fellow who is about to sleep with the woman he is about to break up with/ leave town/was only fuck buddies with.

2) an act where a man who is lacking lead in his pencil is trying to slow the inevitable union of another man with the woman he could not satisfy.

3) the feigned act of a cuckholden man that is trying to protest the lust drive between what he thinks is his woman and the cock she wants.

Look clam jacker, the two of you may have had something, but that is clearly over, so stop negotiating the pussy and get some cheetos because you are not killing this game!

by ~namaste~ January 7, 2010

Negotiating

No. I'm not. I'm telling you the future. I'm like the world's most famous seer! I was right about Trump losing the 2020 election due to the lockdowns. I told you not to do it and you didn't listen. And I can see here that there are 2 possible futures. One where those things I said were going to happen... Happen... And another one where something terrible happens! And the only way to avoid this is to bring the first prediction to fruition! OoOoOoOoOoOo!

Hym "Negotiating implies I'm trying to convince you of something. I'm not. I'M A SEER WHO CAN SEEEEE THE FUUUTUUUURE! And what you're done is dive head first into the bad future. I can't aim to convince you of anything because I know that you are basically retarded. Can one convince a dog to stop eating it's own shit? Can one convince a retard to stop cooling on themselves? It would be folly to even try. So I'm not."

by Hym Iam January 6, 2025