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The Noremac 

The Noremac is a Swedish tool used by old Swedish joiners to make old school Swedish furniture.
I used the Noremac to make some old school Swedish furniture.
The Noremac by thewarriorone July 8, 2016
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The Super Noremac 

The Noremac” but you rip their anus so furiously they split into two pieces.
Prisoner 1: oh shit
Prisoner 2: Ima give you The Super Noremac
Prisoner 2 : I am now in two pieces *dies*

normacle 

The inane, fictional, and absurd character responsible for the destruction of the duniverse. Able to live for 15,000 years, design guildships, found the guild, discover the powers of spice, control her body at the molecular level, destroy omnius, find an invisible ship in the middle of nowhere, control the guild religiously, compute foldspace, and be the retarded brain child of one hack by the name of KJA. Despised by all orthodox. Tolerated by prequelites. Ridiculous and demeaning to the original dune.
How did Omnius die again?
Normacle willed it out of existence
Sorry, I meant how did KJA kill Dune?
Through Normacle
normacle by nagromlily November 25, 2007
Crazy, long hair, will kill you. Can build a house upon request. Might steal your children. Has a cum bucket in his garage. Can disassemble the United States. WILL COMMIT ARSEN. His ponytail does -10 damage to any person he hits. Anyone that goes by the name Nermac will either fuck you or kill you or both.
Watch out for nermac. He will capture you with his fabulous hair and construct a sex dungeon around you.
nermac by Ashewee July 31, 2020
She drives like a maniac, it's a normacy.
normacy by shero October 24, 2013

The Noremac 

Deepthroating someone's penis, then biting it off while simultaneously ripping their anus with your fingers. A common technique to strike back at attempted prison rape.
That mother fucker tried to make me suck his dick, but I gave him the Noremac instead!
The Noremac by TheRealSpec January 3, 2010