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Nobligations 

A man's duty to his sexual desires.
She was falling asleep and I didn't think it was going to happen, but I took off my pants and she woke up. I was tired too, but I have nobligations!!
Nobligations by Dizz Markie May 5, 2009
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nogbligation

A yuletide commitment to produce a frothy, fatty, nutmeg-sprinkled alcholic beverage to a party.
I brought egg nog to the xmas party a few years ago and since then it's become a nogbligation.
nogbligation by SanFrantastico December 6, 2010

noobligation 

Simple: A noob that is obligated to do noobish stuff.

Broken down: Someone who lacks intelligence or common sense (i.e., noob) and has an obligation of being just as dumb as they seem.
Man, you're such a noobligation, you can't even spell 'amazing' correctly.

Person: Did you see THAT noobligation? Every day he comes into the lunch room thinking he's gonna get some food, and every day they tell him he still doesn't have any lunch money.
noobligation by kaileekins November 9, 2010