NMF 

Nasty Mother Fucker. When you are dealing with a hot head who is a fucking animal who will rip your head off for no reason

That dude was a real NMF when he finally caught up with that scum bag for calling his lady.

NMF by Johnnyd725 November 2, 2022

NMF 

Nasty Mother Fucker

That Jimmy was a real "NMF" when he caught up with that knuckle head for calling his lady.

NMF by Johnnyd725 November 2, 2022

nmf 

not my fault.
also try: not my fault.

John: DUDE you suck at throwing touchdowns.
Kyle: nmf, the recievers suck.
John: Oh alright.

nmf by this one really cpsoll ddude January 21, 2008

nmf 

not my fault

mom: did u walk the dog?

kid: no

mom: well it peed all over

kid: nmf!!!!

nmf by floobl11121 March 22, 2009

nmf 

NMF is the abbreviation of the commonly used phrase "No More Flamingos!" Which associates with the word Flamingo. This is a sensual way for an individual to express the agony it has been through after the terrors of the friend-zone and removing the dreadful person from their lives. This is often also used with a hashtag to represent any eventful pictures that may portray the lack of need for the individual Flamingo .

Oliver: Yeah boys NMF the bird is gone!
Dylan: Oath in the moath lad

Brendan: NO MORE FLAMINGOS!!!
Mitchell: FUCK THAT HOE!! #nmf

nmf by Kuchinator May 25, 2014

nmf 

An instant messaging acronym to represent "Not my fault"

It's nmf that you can't pay for your own food.

nmf by iDonnie August 7, 2013

Nmf 

Nobody's Mother F*cker
Used by Stephen Thompson in order to get a rematch against Jorge Masvidal

It's going to be the BMF against NMF!

Nmf by Adamdedans December 20, 2020