Ressaler's definitions
by ressaler September 23, 2009
Get the ROFSmug. The worst state in the history of the US.
Another state could secede from the current US, and new jersey would still be worst.
Another state could secede from the current US, and new jersey would still be worst.
"man dude, this place is way to underdeveloped for the amount of people"
"that's cause it's new jersey"
"oh. It's the worst state ever..."
"that's cause it's new jersey"
"oh. It's the worst state ever..."
by ressaler September 22, 2009
Get the new jerseymug. noun. male or female who is a monster at dating, whether it be the same or opposite sex. They go on dates frequently with many different people. Aforementioned dates are not aware at the time of what a handful said "dateosaurus rex" can be. Usually once the date is initiated, it is too late.
Bob: What are you up to tonight man?
Adam: I got a date with that new girl, Reese.
Bob: Jesus man! You're like always out on dates!
Adam: Naw....
Bob: No man, you are totally a DATEOSAURUS REX. They have no idea what they're in for. Do they?
Adam: Usually not man, usually not.
Adam: I got a date with that new girl, Reese.
Bob: Jesus man! You're like always out on dates!
Adam: Naw....
Bob: No man, you are totally a DATEOSAURUS REX. They have no idea what they're in for. Do they?
Adam: Usually not man, usually not.
by Ressaler October 10, 2008
Get the dateosaurus rexmug. When the shaft of a male's penis adhears to his scrotum or testies via sweat or uncomfortable clothing and positioning. When when viewed from side or at a profile view, bears resemblence to former President Richard Nixon's face.
by Ressaler July 16, 2006
Get the nixonmug. when a male's penis and testicles are "hanging low" and cover his butt hole when he is sitting down and or scooching up in his chair.
by Ressaler July 16, 2006
Get the skin cupmug. 
The ingenuity used by the office or shop intern to accomplish the tasks that no one else wants to do efficiently and effectivly. Usually used when this ingenuity is unexpected or surprising.
Man intern! You got us that coffee darn quick! And with creamer too?!?! Way to use your interngenuity
by ressaler October 10, 2008
Get the interngenuitymug.