Ressaler's definitions

new jersey

The worst state in the history of the US.

Another state could secede from the current US, and new jersey would still be worst.

"man dude, this place is way to underdeveloped for the amount of people"

"that's cause it's new jersey"

"oh. It's the worst state ever..."

by ressaler September 22, 2009

ROFS

Abbreviation for "Roll On Floor Seizing"

A variation on ROFL (Roll On Floor Laughing)

"OMG you're so funnny"

"ROFS I know!"

"ROFS? Do you need to go to the hospital???"

by ressaler September 23, 2009

tinteresting

the words "to" and "interesting" combined into one word

that girl shaved her cooch in tinteresting shapes

by ressaler February 25, 2010

nixon

When the shaft of a male's penis adhears to his scrotum or testies via sweat or uncomfortable clothing and positioning. When when viewed from side or at a profile view, bears resemblence to former President Richard Nixon's face.

Man his classroom's way to hot. I've totaly got a nixon going on!

by Ressaler July 16, 2006

skin cup

when a male's penis and testicles are "hanging low" and cover his butt hole when he is sitting down and or scooching up in his chair.

Man I am having a low hangin' day. I've totaly got a skin cup goin' on!

by Ressaler July 16, 2006

irish rose

a fart

hold on... I'll cut you an Irish Rose....*farts*

by ressaler December 15, 2008

jewish sunflower

a fart

hold on... let me cut you a jewish sunflower....*farts*

by ressaler December 15, 2008