Hey Jennifer, come stand with your chest against mine. "okay, what's the point of this" it's called nipple standing, there is no point but your boobs are really soft.
Nipples larger than average. In fact, they are at least the size of a sand-dollar. They are acceptable on large breasts, but downright dissappointing on small-tittet women
I took of this girls shirt and she had sand-dollars on her boobs, I thought I was at the beach, even worse she was an A-Cup
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'