nipple dick

a girls whos nips are sooo large they stick out like an erect man.

janes nipple dick was enormous this morning!

nipple dick by Defilipes February 28, 2007

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Nipple Dick

A small penis; a penis that is as small lengthwise, as a nipple.

Poor guy, his dick is as small as a nipple. How could he ever please a woman, with that small thing. What a nipple dick.

Nipple Dick by dEvLdOc June 20, 2008

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nipple dick

a person with a smaller than average penis, similar in shape and size to a nipple. this is usialy used in conjunction with other quips or sharp remarkes.

shut youre pie hole nipple dick, i dont want to hear it.

nipple dick by alex ~ September 21, 2006

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Nipple Dick

Saying the size of a man's penis is the size of a woman's erect nipple nippies. Can be used when joking with friends as well. This word was in use in Bucks County, PA as early as 1990 by high school kids.

"He said he was inside me, but I couldn't feel him. He must've had a nipple dick."

Nipple Dick by TommyG21 April 8, 2010