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nanometer-peter 

Dude i got pantsed in front of everyone and now everyone calls me nanometer-peter D:!!
nanometer-peter by Seydan October 6, 2009

niplometer 

A Device used to measure the size of the nipple.
*Not used measure the areola
Honey, will you grab the niplometer so I can get ready for the family reunion
niplometer by G Steele January 5, 2008

noxometer 

A bullshit detector. Internal compass that tells you when someone/something is full of crap and not to be believed.
Bob: "Jim said he went to the party and they had 50 kegs and 4000 naked women who all wanted to sleep with him."
Bill: "Yeah, about that, my noxometer is going apeshit."
Bob: "I kinda figured he was full of shit too."
noxometer by mini lee November 2, 2010

niggometer 

a device used to measure the amount of times the n-word is used in rap/hiphop songs
good god, did you hear that new tyler the creator song? it broke my niggometer!

Nicometeor 

Throwing a cigarette out the front car window and having it reenter through the back window, or worse, into somebody else's car window.
Oh shit, that ciggie I just tossed became a nicometeor! Quick, get it out of the back seat before the whole car catches on fire!
Nicometeor by Silverlock March 29, 2009

nipplometer 

a way to judge cold tempuratures
"i know if i need to wear a sweater or not by reading sally's nipplometer"
nipplometer by julsinthebox May 2, 2005