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Ninja Walk

Walking in a crouched position as if to hide an erection.
The other day I was ninja walking around the grocery store to make people think I had a hard on.
Ninja Walk by zbishop May 19, 2010

Ninjaywalk 

Stealthy jaywalking that can occasionally be of badass proportions
Person 1: Dude! I turned away for one second, and then you were on the other side of the street despite all this traffic.

Person 2: Yeah, I ninjaywalked.
Ninjaywalk by ComoMococo February 28, 2011