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ninja bomb

v. To leave a party without telling anyone you're leaving, so as to disappear- like a ninja.
Dirk dropped a ninja bomb last night, and no one heard peep from him for a week.
ninja bomb by 'noda March 10, 2007
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ninja bomb

To Fart in ones hand and hold it, sneak up behind somebody and throw it in their face.
Robert ninja bombed Chris as he was getting his nipple pinched by the other Chris.
ninja bomb by Yu, Yu, Su September 28, 2006

Ninja Bomb

The descrete and tactical act of taking a large poop in the upper tank of the toilet in someones house you really fuckin hate. No matter how much you flush or spray deodorizor..that stank aint going away.
This party sucks, im gonna ninja bomb it and head on out. See ya.
Ninja Bomb by Gdaiv747 September 15, 2019

Ninja Smoke Bomb 

To get super drunk and then leave the bar without telling your friends where you are going, thus vanishing into thin air.
Dude where did Mike go he is super wasted? I don't know man, he probably ninja smoke bombed out of here.

smoke bomb and ninja flip 

when used together they mean ugly girl and girl who is out of your league respectively. Used when you are at a bar and there is no girl there that you think you could have sex with. Thus, "the bar is full of smoke bombs and ninja flips."
"the bar is full of smoke bomb and ninja flip."

Ninjabomb 

Similar to photobombing, to ninjabomb a picture is to intentionally posing behind other people, peeking over their shoulders, under their arms, and in open spaces in other people's photos, for a later surprise.

The difference between a sneaky photobomb and a ninjabomb lies in that the ninjabomber is dressed like a ninja (in ninja garb).
Drew: "dude, I'm looking through my camera, I don't think I have ANY normal pictures of you from our halloween party last night."
Stephen: "yeah, but you do have over 20 of me ninjabombing."
Ninjabomb by aronskelk12 November 3, 2010

Ninjabob1797 

A guy who once told everyone about how he accidentally circumcised himself.
Ninjabob1797: I once shaved my pubes, but then i dropped the razorblade and accidentally circumcised myself.
Ninjabob1797 by CreepyChineseGuy February 18, 2017
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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