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Nipdickle
A rare medical condition where one’s nipples are prolonged to resemble a penis in length and girth. Inversely, where ones penis is looked at from a microscopic level to resemble a nipple.
“Did you see the shirt that Mike is wearing?”
“How could I not? I went to get a close look at his penis and his Nipdickles poked me in both eyes.”
“How could I not? I went to get a close look at his penis and his Nipdickles poked me in both eyes.”
Nipdickle by John Willy January 4, 2023
Related Words
nindic • nindies • Nigdick • Nindi • nindia • niandicked • Nindian • nindiddeh • Nindie • Nindi Mynooj
Nigdick
A unit of measurement commonly used in South Dakota to say the length and or width of something around a foot long such as a Subway sandwich.
White Guy 1- I just got a new big screen TV and it is around 4 nigdicks long and 2 1/2 nigdicks tall.
Black Friend 1- Your a fucking racist.
White Guy 2- Wait. Why is there a black man in South Dakota?
Black Friend 1- Your a fucking racist.
Black Friend 1- Your a fucking racist.
White Guy 2- Wait. Why is there a black man in South Dakota?
Black Friend 1- Your a fucking racist.
Nigdick by bubblebuttboy November 12, 2011
nondickeryment
My iTunes is finally working again! I wonder if this nondickeryment is here to stay.
Come on, you're too nice. I'm sick of your nondickeryment; show some spine!
Come on, you're too nice. I'm sick of your nondickeryment; show some spine!
nondickeryment by LizPresto March 3, 2009
nindies
A term used for indie games on Nintendo platforms.
Nintendo fanboys eat this up as the reason why people buy a Nintendo switch, in reality no one cares for the garbage on the eShop. People buy Nintendo consoles for Mario and Zelda.
Half of the Nindies were ported from Steam, often from garbage, that no one bought.
Nintendo fanboys eat this up as the reason why people buy a Nintendo switch, in reality no one cares for the garbage on the eShop. People buy Nintendo consoles for Mario and Zelda.
Half of the Nindies were ported from Steam, often from garbage, that no one bought.
Person 1: Aside from Mario and Zelda, what other games are there to try?
Nintendo fanboy: NINDIES! There's this game that was on Steam being ported over!
Person 1: Yeah I mean more games like 3D platformers.
Nintendo fanboy: buy ninides!
Person 2: SHUT UP! No one cares for that piece of wank that clogs up the eShop. Half the fucking games were ported from Steam because they suck and go on sale for like $1 every 2 weeks.
Steam Crapware Developer: I am proud to announce my game is coming to Nintendo Switch!
Nintendo fanboys: YAY MORE NINIDES!!!
Sane person: Didn't this game get given away and goes on a 90% sale because no one bought it?
Nintendo fanboys: SHUT UP.
Nintendo fanboy: NINDIES! There's this game that was on Steam being ported over!
Person 1: Yeah I mean more games like 3D platformers.
Nintendo fanboy: buy ninides!
Person 2: SHUT UP! No one cares for that piece of wank that clogs up the eShop. Half the fucking games were ported from Steam because they suck and go on sale for like $1 every 2 weeks.
Steam Crapware Developer: I am proud to announce my game is coming to Nintendo Switch!
Nintendo fanboys: YAY MORE NINIDES!!!
Sane person: Didn't this game get given away and goes on a 90% sale because no one bought it?
Nintendo fanboys: SHUT UP.
nitdick
Someone who has a penis size comparable to that of a nit (baby louse), which would be almost microscopic.
nitdick by HairyMelvin July 22, 2015
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"