Nighthawkers are basically people who stay up late on Facebook and they post just after midnight on your wall.
They get a fuck-off buzz out of it, apparently. Fuck knows why.
They get a fuck-off buzz out of it, apparently. Fuck knows why.
No Birthday posts yet. Well it is half five in the morning, but I have expected at least a couple of Nighthawkers by now.
by thePhatomnRaspberryBlower January 10, 2023
Hell, no, I'm not pulling an all-nighter! I've got an army of nighthawks in Bangalore to do that shit.
by Richard Gurley January 23, 2008
A dirty bastard that hangs out in truck stop restrooms, waiting for young boys to innocently wander in, or perhaps even for infants to be abandoned, so that he may do horrendous sexual acts to them, and then scuttle off into the night to weep openly about nothing in particular. Just a sad, filthy troll that must remain nocturnal, so as to better avoid an enraged general public, who would certainly play jump-rope with his intestines, were he to be captured. Nighthawks are also fond of maintaining a fragile self-importance through the enjoyment of silly mmorg's (massively multiplayer online roleplaying games), that no one with a real set of balls would bother to take seriously.
Dude, I know this guy who's a total nighthawk! Yeah, he spends his nights in bathroom stalls at the local Flying J truck stop, lapping at the choads of young boys who wander in to tinkle. This one poor kid's dad almost caught the guy, but the nighthawk was crying so loud, it burst the dad's eardrums, and the nighthawk escaped into a maze of dumpsters, out back of the place. Oh, he also runs a "football" team on some goofy mmorg game. Yeah, he talks shit like it's somehow redeeming next to the fact that he's a filthy letch, who should be the victim of diaherea bukakke. Goddamn nighthawks are sad bastards, man.
by Torgo777 December 31, 2009
1. A person who enjoys going to random parties in the middle of the night to hook up with some random drunk girl and then leaves right after the hook up without giving your name or number.
2. A person who gets super high at night and goes to buy fast food.
2. A person who gets super high at night and goes to buy fast food.
is that guy a nighthawk?
i have no idea who that guy is, but he's hooking up with that kids girlfriend.
i have no idea who that guy is, but he's hooking up with that kids girlfriend.
by Mr_Artard July 9, 2009
by Nighthawk January 9, 2004
An older, aesthetically unpleasing gentleman who attempts to pass himself off as many many years younger - not by trying to look younger but by simply lying.
This man probably won't even pass for the fake age even at night - but after a few drinks and dim club lighting, he MAY. Beware of the nighthawk.
This man probably won't even pass for the fake age even at night - but after a few drinks and dim club lighting, he MAY. Beware of the nighthawk.
by Cougarbitch1 January 5, 2010
Josh: Wow, Sebastian, William's over there macking on your girlfriend. You just got Nighthawked!
Sebastian: I know. *tear*
Sebastian: I know. *tear*
by WilliamFancyson July 5, 2009