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William S. Burroughs 

1. (n) The name for that old, usually trench coated man at a party who has seemingly snuck in off the streets and stands in the background silently the whole time.

2. Original 1950's and 60's "Beat" era/generation writer, William Seward Burroughs is best known for the books Naked Lunch, Junkie, Queer and many others. Along with Allen Ginsberg and Jack Kerouac, Burroughs helped move forward the literary movement of poetry and prose using and inventing techniques such as the Cut-Up and run-on stream of consciousness automatic writing. Burroughs is best known for vivid depictions of drug use, convoluted realities, surgeries, diseases, encyclopedic facts on any topic, sex scenes and shady characters such as the famous Dr. Benway who exist in corrupted and satiric versions of modern life. Burroughs was one of the first writers to report from the underworld of 40's and 50's America and Mexico, writing openly about his homosexuality, addiction to opiates and crime among other observations and experiences.
Randy: "dude, does anyone here know that guy in the corner with the trenchcoat chain smoking? he just appeared all the sudden looking like he's going to open fire at any moment"
Frank: "I don't know man, he's just the William S. Burroughs of the party. Maybe we can score some Benzedrine off him later"

William's King 

When two gay men are 69'ing and the one on top has a shot glass inserted into his ass. The shot glass is then filled with Louis the 13th or some other high end liquor. The man on top then leans up and tries to pour the shot, from his ass, into the mouth of the man on bottom.
Kevin and Spencer were having gay sex and Kevin did a William's King with him. He managed to not spill a drop.
William's King by Princefigs1 November 21, 2017

william's wig 

Bill's toupee. (bills to pay)
John: I would love to give you money for that wonderful beej you just gave me, but I have mad william's wig.

Hooker: I'm calling my pimp.
william's wig by stefanmartin April 4, 2008

William S.F 

Gay as fuck.
''Hey who are you?'' ''I am William S.F, the gayest person in the universe''
William S.F by Mr.Coolguycool August 12, 2020

William's Dick 

Fucking massive, at least 10 inches long 6 inches thick. People love William's penis
Michael: Dude did you see William's Dick
Conner: Yeah dude its massive I wish I had it.
William's Dick by alex835 July 28, 2023

William's dick 

It means your dick is super small
William's dick by MichealZhang October 24, 2018
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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