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Bump-in-the-Night 

Same as a Pounce-and-Fuck, except with a more stealth and seductive connotation.
"That guy is Antonio Banderas-hot: he's a definite Bump-in-the-Night."

Bump in the Night 

Someone that you ignore and find as irrelevant as hitting a squirrel in the middle of the night with your car.

Hitting the animal creates a bump that easily felt but subtle enough to where you think you've just ran over a pothole or some other object but you simply ignore as you want to carry on driving home from a long day.
Jimbo: Why are you even talking to me? I don't know you, you are nothing. You are just a Bump in the Night.
Bump in the Night by NukeEmWins April 22, 2020

Bump in the Night 

Bumping uglies in the night, much like a one night stand
person 1: Woah, I heard she got STD's from her last bump in the night.

person 2: Yeah I feel sorta bad for her, dumb bitch, she was smexy though.
Bump in the Night by pwjz March 15, 2009

Bump in the night 

To get fully kitted with battle rattles. To investigate and harm people that'll harm you. Or others
What was that sound? It's time go bump in the night

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026