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v,.- combination of sniff and lick it. Pertaining to the female reproductive part. usually spoken from male to male used to explain the words one male spoke to a woman.
But did not actually say.
Male (a): ...And I was like, I just wanna niffit.

Male (b): Niffit!!!!!
niffit by Damn Flo January 12, 2004
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Retep Niffirg 

An Evil Clone of A Person From a popular adult animated american sitcom Family Guy
Retep Niffirg by Unsalted Peanuts December 12, 2022
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an agjective meaning:
wicked awesome in everyway,
delightful,
the shit,
fuckin radd,
hot,
sweet,
or the oppisite,sarcastic meaning,
boring in the extreme,
sad,
degrading,
fucked up.
brett childress:"holy shit!that jeri allison girl is so niffty."
niffty by jeri allison April 8, 2009
1. somehting wicked awesome

2. a tool of some sort that helps in a cool way
1. Whooah that trick he did was niffty.

2. This is easy now cause I have this niffty little tool thingy.
niffty by Andy Orem December 27, 2006
nicotine fit. When you havent smoked for so long that you get pissed off at everything.
god, I smoked a pack yesterday, but I havent smoked in 10 hours. Back off bitch, I got a fucking nicfit.
nicfit by Zanzibarrr May 28, 2008
A merger of the words internet and graffiti. Inspired moments ago by the urbandictionary wall. Yeah, aren't I creative? Anyway, something to the effect of leaving your mark somewhere for all to see, for good or bad. Sort of like blogs, only most people don't read them because it's like reading someone's diary, after they shoved it in your face. (though I will admit, some blogs are interesting... others just suck)

Pronounced ne-fee-tee (like ne in never, fee is what you pay (occasionally preceeded by "late," and tee, like a shirt, or what you hit golf balls off of if you don't want to screw up the grass)
Dood, I love bloggin, I am such a neffiti artist!

No you aren't, you're just a stupid kid with a privacy problem.

Shup man, don't hate my neffitism.

I don't hate your stoopid neffitism, it's your friggin' feminism that pisses me off!
neffiti by Hans le Noir November 24, 2005
Niffis- a black homie or friend (Also known as goon)
Ex. yo whats up my niffis.
niffis by Niffis man June 17, 2010
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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Shakira Law 

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