nicklecrack

1a(1): a butt crack in which nickles are inserted.
(2): one who listens to nickleback as if it is crack and they are addicted

1. "My nickleneck, my nickleback, my nicklepu$$y and my nicklecrack".

2. "She was about as tired as a hookers nicklecrack on nickle night".
3. "The two queers were caught red handed kroegering on the couch smellin like nicklecrack up in here".

nicklecrack by TPainRefpok2012 July 9, 2022

Nicklecrap 

: 1) the nickname given to any Rock or Pop band that gets paid to SUCK!

2) a nickname given to Nickleback.

Person A: "Hey did you see that Nicklecrap concert lat night?"

Person B: "No they SUCK!"

Nicklecrap by Professor Brando March 10, 2010

nickleback 

a band that really sucks the penis.

Nickleback sucks my dogs penis.

nickleback by powermike5000 February 16, 2006

nicklebacked 

A practical joke where one purchases several Nickleback songs on the bar jukebox just before leaving. It's a way to ruin everyone's night by forcing them to listen to Nickleback without having to suffer through it yourself.

Bro 1: Man, who played all these Nickleback songs?
Bro 2: I saw Shirpo at the jukebox just before he left, I bet he Nicklebacked us.
Bro 1: That motherfucker....

nicklebacked by opmal December 11, 2015

Nickleback 

The act of sing or yelling while taking a large and painful crap.

I had to nickleback in your bathroom a minute ago. Sorry about the mess

Nickleback by Cuntyvaginaboob May 25, 2011

Nickleback 

Shorthand for any terrible, redneck, cousin-fucking band using overblown vocals, unimaginative guitar riffs, clichéd lyrics an 11-year-old could write, and generally mind-numbingly boring, predictable musical devices in the vein of Creed, another horrifically unoriginal, grating band, but with shitty Christian lyrics.

"Hey sexy, I've got tickets to see Hinder, Blue October, and Finger Eleven..."

"Eww! Nicklebacks suck!" (Maces him and lights his mullet on fire)

Nickleback by Pawelsky March 22, 2008

nickleback sucks 

What must be said every time the word "Nickleback" is said, or the aforementioned band is about to be brought up in conversation.

This is done to clear the air and acts as a sacrifice to Jimi Hendrix, Freddie Mercury, John Bonham, Keith Moon, Frank Zappa and the other Gods of Rock to stop them laying a curse on mankind, the last time someone failed to do this oh so simple task Justin Beiber was born.

Ignorant Person: Hey have you heard of this great new Canadian band?
Non-Ignorant Person: No..... (please don't be Nickleback, please don't be Nickleback, please don't be Nickleback, please don't be Nickleback) Ignorant Person: They're called Nick-
Non-Ignorant Person: Nickelback Sucks!
Ignorant Person: All I said was Nick-
Non-Ignorant Person: NICKLEBACK SUCKS!!!!

nickleback sucks by Edders1 September 14, 2013