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Nick Cage 

v. Nick Caged, Nick Caging, Nick Cages
1. To cum on the palm of your hand and wipe it on someone's face in a downward motion. It is usually performed in a slow and affectionate manner or a quick and malicious fashion.

n.
2. The act of Nick Caging.

Origin: Early, non-sexual term of endearment performed in the motion picture Face Off circa 1997.
(Verb) Carlos was Nick Caging his girlfriend when his wife walked in.

(Noun) I wish Lucy would swallow but I'll settle for a Nick Cage.
Nick Cage by mojotor August 8, 2009

Nick Cage 

Smaxiest of all
Nick Cage by gabgabdab December 13, 2021

Think Nick Cage, Think!!!

A phrase said multiple times throughout any Nick Cage film, to help oneself and or co-viewer through the movie scenes where Nick Cage stares, makes stressed out faces and motions for way too long. The phrase can also be used to humor any stressful situation where any person is stuck thinking about the perfect solution to a problem.
"Think Nick Cage, Think!!!, think real hard about it!!"-viewer of an epic scene in any Nick Cage film. "Hahaha, I'm glad you said that, I was starting to really feel for Nick Cage's problem!"-co-viewer

Example # 2 -person 1 staring into space making pensive faces.

-person 2 "Think Nick Cage, Think"

Nick Caged 

To make something so beyond horrible people hate you for eternity.
Dude, if it wasn't for Sean Connery The Rock would've totally Nick Caged
Nick Caged by -a.d. March 5, 2009