niall in Japan 

Something directioners don't talk about. It took a while for me to understand what it was. So, basically, it's m a s t u r b a t i n g. To those of u who don't know what masturbating is, it's fucking yourself. So, yes, that's what Niall was supposedly doing ... in Japan.

harry: "so what were you doing last night?"

louis: "i was doing the niall in Japan"

harry: "oh..."

louis: "don't worry, i was thinking of you"

niall in Japan by netflixxxxxxxxxx April 12, 2023

niall in japan 

✨voilently masturbating✨

guy 1: bro i could hear chad being niall in japan last night

guy 2: bro no way

niall in japan by niallinjapan2013 November 21, 2020

Niall in Japan 

Something we don't talk about

"do you remember niall in Japan?"
"No"

Niall in Japan by anonymous April 26, 2021

Niall in Japan 

we don’t talk about this

- so you’re a directioner right?
+ yeah..
- what happened with Niall in Japan
+ hmmm sorry idk

Niall in Japan by amievenaperson? May 1, 2021

Niall in Japan 

“Niall in Japan” is an abbreviation of a disturbing scenario that occurred when Niall Horan was visiting Japan.

(Read at your own risk) The scenario:

“He was vigorously pumping his hand, banging onto his wall with the other, obviously disrupting his neighbor. From my view, he moved to his bed and then into the bathroom for a few minutes before coming out again. He was being very vulgar and was screaming out obscenities. My younger sister, who was with me at the time, was obviously disturbed.”

Person 1: “Remember what happened with Niall in Japan”

Person 2: “Please don’t bring it up I need that erased from my memory”

Person 1: “Sorry, he was definitely thinking of me tho”

Niall in Japan by dont.@.me December 20, 2020

niall horan in japan 2013 

In Japan 2013, Niall Horan vigorously master bated in a hotel room. One poor fan of his was outside of his room and heard him shouting “AMY!!” She also heard horrible slapping and screaming sounds. I don’t want to talk about it anymore.

“ hey man! Just woke up alone in this hotel room, I played with myself. Where were you?”
“EW! You turned into Niall Horan in Japan 2013!!!”

niall horan in japan 2013 by Unfortunatehouseplant January 7, 2021

niallinjapan07 

LITERALLY THE FUNNIEST MUTUAL!!! also my wife.

friend: who’s your favorite tiktok mutual?
me: niallinjapan07 because their vids are so funny

niallinjapan07 by lukehemmingslover June 4, 2021