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nfc east 

By far the worst division in professional football, if you are a fan of a team in the NFC East then you are most likely suicidal. This division has the Cowboys who believe they’re the best even though they haven’t been good since the 80’s, along with the Eagles who’s players are about as trashy as their fans. There are also the Giants in this division who manage to draft amazing players like OBJ and Saquon Barkley and manage to waste their talent because the coaching is awful and there is no such thing as a good offensive line for this team. Then there is the Washington Football team who doesn’t even have a name and will manage to either have a horrible quarterback in play or destroy the careers of the good ones with the likes of RG3 and Alex Smith. Every year all these teams manage to lose most their games unless they’re the Cowboys only because they’re handed the easiest schedule in the league every season and then get absolutely slammed by a good team in playoffs. These teams would probably lose to some D2 college football teams.
Person 1: Hey do you know who’s leading the NFC East right now ?
Person 2: Does it matter ? They’ll all go 8-8 at best just to be blown out in the first round of playoffs.
nfc east by NKADR October 11, 2020
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NFC East 

The worst division in the NFL in the year 2020. You can't get any worst than the NFC East
The NFC East is the worst division in the NFL. Period
NFC East by spectre729 November 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016