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Newsable 

A fail-ridden word made up by G4 TV so that they could appear "hip" when, in one of their advertisements, they mention its existence on UrbanDictionary.com.
In this example, we examine the dynamic between two young women discussing G4 TV:

Young Woman 1: I saw an ad on G4 that mentioned the word 'newsable' on Urban Dictionary. I went online and there it was! They're so up to date on the things that our generation is into!

Young Woman 2: You watch G4?

Young Woman 2 Stabs Young Woman 1 to Death

As we can see, Young Woman 2 is clearly victorious in this exchange. She took exactly the correct path of action in dealing with Young Woman 1.
Newsable by Dr. Meat Beast January 29, 2009
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newsable 

news*able (nüz-uh-bul) adj.
Capable of being picked up by mainstream media.
This press release is boring! It should mention sex or money if you want to make it newsable!
newsable by Jimmy Straightline March 23, 2008
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breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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