Cool facebook feature that lets you check facebook quickly, then get shit done. Bonus points for backlash comedy.
Josh friended some random girl
Random girl is notifed of Josh's activity via news feed
Josh is pissed because he isn't really friends with random girl
Josh joins online petition
Random girl is notifed of Josh's activity via news feed
Josh is pissed because he isn't really friends with random girl
Josh joins online petition
by oaone September 8, 2006
A person who abuses facebook by writing on numerous amounts walls, having long conversations on walls that should be done on MSN or facebook chat, playing games and doing quizzes. These people fill everyone's news-feeds and its very annoying.
by JDAndrews2597 April 20, 2009
The all-purpose excuse for knowing something that's really none of your business. Used primarily to avoid accusations of Facebook creeping.
Sally: ...and then we talked on Facebook for like two hours and he said we should meet up soon.
Megan: oh yeah I knew that!
Sally: How? Were you Facebook creeping?
Megan: uhh no, it was on my news feed.
Megan: oh yeah I knew that!
Sally: How? Were you Facebook creeping?
Megan: uhh no, it was on my news feed.
by brems November 15, 2009
to know someone's business on facebook.
The news-feed is a constantly updating reminder that your friends on facebook are doing petty things all day long.
The news-feed is a constantly updating reminder that your friends on facebook are doing petty things all day long.
Girl 1: Remember that guy I dated last year? He wants to be my friend on Facebook.
Girl 2: Hell no. You don't need him all up in your news-feed.
Girl 2: Hell no. You don't need him all up in your news-feed.
by dcgrill July 12, 2008
by booblessb February 5, 2014
What you say when someone accuses you of Facebook stalking. Since it just showed up on your news feed, you couldn't have been secretly reading their profile, right?
Joe: Man, that party last night was sick...
Mike: Oh, that one you went to at 9:23 pm at Bob's house?
Joe: Whoa, how did you know that? You aren't stalking me, are you?
Mike: ...it showed up on my news feed.
Mike: Oh, that one you went to at 9:23 pm at Bob's house?
Joe: Whoa, how did you know that? You aren't stalking me, are you?
Mike: ...it showed up on my news feed.
by smreidy113 December 6, 2010
When someone brings up information about a Facebook status, profile, or update, which is at least 3 days old.
by mysocialsecuritynumber50528557 January 16, 2012