A device or weapon in a FPS (First Person Shooter) that is far superior to the other weapons in the game. These devices or weapons can be spotted by their wide use and incredible stopping power. Newb-sticks are generally used by Newbs, amatuer players with little or no skill, or players that just plain out bad at the game.
"Dude! No fucking way! That Newb-stick got me again!"
"Dude wtf ? I shot him twice with my bolt action rifle, fucking newb-stick machine-gunner."
"What a pansy, only rifle he can use is one with a potato at the end of it, what a newb-stick(er)."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.