newb sicle 

a newb...but worse....very sicleish

stfu noob sicle!
Wow, what a noob sicle

newb sicle by Jeremiah Matson January 30, 2005

Newbsicle 

Newb: A word used often times in l337 speak (A language used by gaming legends who believe they're godly) Newb, or Newbie if you will, is a person who tries to succeed at pwnin' and zoning, when in fact they exhibit many noobish traits. (such as sucking) When you apply the the letters S.I.C.L.E. at the end of the word newb, you have what is known as an oxymoron. This is due to the fact that a noobsicle is the lowest form of n00b, and that the word newb is in fact a positive word describing someone who is trying to turn l337.

1.)My man Newbsicle plays this game in his sleep.
2.)Newbsicle has been pwnin' and zoning since diapers.
3.)I wanna be like Newbsicle some day. *sigh*

Newbsicle by 11001111010101010101 January 11, 2009

newbsikle 

1)See badass
2)A term used to describe someone of great importance. Newbsikle is the alias of an a badass mother fucker.
Fact: Newbsikle is a badass.
Fact: PENIS LOL
See also: fucken badass, large penis, future pornstar

1)I began to slide my newbsikle in and out of her.
2)I was killed by newbsikle !!
3) PENIS LAUGHING OUT LOUD ROFLAMROFL!!

newbsikle by Newbsikle March 14, 2004