New Lisbon 

The worst fucking town ever found in the world. In the middle of god fore-saken nowhere that sucks ass. Totally dead end, nothing to do, and right next the second worse town ever, Necedah. The only cool person there is a freshmen actor and filmmaker.

New Lisbon sucks.

Hell yeah it does.

New Lisbon by TheSaintJimmy February 27, 2011

new lisbon 

gangsta's paradise.

Person 1: Yo G', you from N-town?

Person 2: new lisbon shit is dope.

new lisbon by ja;lksjdfaksd December 29, 2010

New Lisbon 

The worst fucking town ever you literally walk everywhere if you live in town. mainly every freshman has lost there virginity. They all are hoe bags.

1. Hey you know that 16 year old who had a baby at 15. 2. Yeah she was from New Lisbon AKA (new lesbian)

New Lisbon by Catsmeller February 7, 2020

lisbon, new hampshire 

The tiny ass town where everyone thinks they know everything about everyone and everyone is related to everyone. There is one school that teaches kindergarten through 12th grade all in the same building. The girls there all try to be Gucci af with their Dunkin Donuts and the boys are all wanna be hicks. The only exciting thing that happens is Lilac Festival where all the EBs gather to go on the same sketchy carnival rides every year.

I was driving through Lisbon, New Hampshire to get some gas at DuEz, and I ran into my second cousins ex boyfriend who I'm related to.

lisbon, new hampshire by Pizzasneezes August 10, 2017