fake news hit job

A fake news hit job is fake news about a fake hit job

The special prosecutor is a Fake news hit job.

by Mindyj197676 May 14, 2019

New England Blow Job

The incredible ability most New England girls have to give a fucking great bj, often due to the attention they give your balls beforehand. This is believed to be the result of the Irish influence in New England, because they enjoy this sort of attention.
Abbv: NEBJ

-"Molly gave me a blow job last night"
-"Dude, how was it?"
-"Classic New England Blow Job."

by E-$$ January 11, 2008

New England Clam Job

A male ejaculating into a vagina, and then immediately giving that female oral sex thus recieving some hot clam chowder.

Think hot white and creamy.

by Wyotech Chassis Fab. Dept. September 02, 2005

New Jersey Boob Job

When you are kicked so hard your nipples fall off.

Dude: I was so pissed off at him, I gave him a New Jersey Boob Job.

Bro: Wow.

by amooseinahummer March 08, 2011

New York Jew Job

When your drunk partner is giving you a blow job, and after jizzing in her face, and eyes more importantly, you pull your pants up, take her purse and run away.

"I was thinking about going on the Maury show after I got a New York Jew Job that night"

"After wiping the cum of her face, Sally realized that her purse was stolen. She got New York Jew Job'ed."

by Michael Dyakool January 06, 2008

New job

Something people wouldn't get stressed about if anybody thought it would be easy. They would go in to work relaxed and ready to party.

A new job isn't meant to be easy, so nobidy would think it was going to be. A job you've had years of experience at is a job you already know hasn't been easy, since you wouldn't get paid if it was. Most things in life worth doing aren't going to be easy either, and people don't think they will be, especially not when they're realistic about them.

by Solid Mantis March 14, 2021

New York Brake Job

Involving two parties, and a bottle of IHOP syrup. One person lays down with a Vietnam style hard on, and lathers the syrup all over their cock. The other person gets in a crab walk position, and puts their light blue French tipped feet around the person's syrup lathered cock, and then using their arms spins around the person while squeezing the other parties cock with great force.

"Yo bro, did you hear about that girl giving out New York Brake Jobs?"

by 10v2v2 August 28, 2025