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After finsihing sexual intercourse, release your load in as many places as possible, trying to spread the substance is multiple locations, at the conclusion, ask your partner if she would like a "New Job".When she states Yes, you tell her 'Your new job is too clean all of this shit up and get the hell out".
Becky I heard you got a Newjob last night !
by Peter C.D December 10, 2005
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Basically hooking up wit someone but you ain't tryna let no one know who it is. IF YOU LET PEOPLE KNOW IT AINT NO SNEAKY LINK 🧍 🧍 ♀️.
" My sneaky link REARRANGED me last night y'all don't even know 😫"

"I mean my sneaky link got a girl but he don't even think he straight 🧍 "

"Are you dumb why'd you think I'd tell you their name? Dumbass it's called sneaky link for a reason."
by Doja's simp April 09, 2021
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Something people wouldn't get stressed about if anybody thought it would be easy. They would go in to work relaxed and ready to party.
A new job isn't meant to be easy, so nobidy would think it was going to be. A job you've had years of experience at is a job you already know hasn't been easy, since you wouldn't get paid if it was. Most things in life worth doing aren't going to be easy either, and people don't think they will be, especially not when they're realistic about them.
by Schoolboy Peter March 14, 2021
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