Newjob

After finsihing sexual intercourse, release your load in as many places as possible, trying to spread the substance is multiple locations, at the conclusion, ask your partner if she would like a "New Job".When she states Yes, you tell her 'Your new job is too clean all of this shit up and get the hell out".

Becky I heard you got a Newjob last night !

by Peter C.D December 13, 2005

neujob

Neujob: Using the internet to obtain employment. Often used defiantly in reference to a current employer. Named after internet recruiting pioneer Donald Neufeld.

"I'm not working Saturdays, I can neujob out of this place with one click-of-the-mouse". "Chuck had the balls to neujob it using the company computer".

by Arthur Mason July 11, 2007

netjobbing

Employment on the internet

Netjobbing sure holds great prospects.

by Hercolena Oliver February 24, 2009

netjobbing

Employment on the internet

Netjobbing sure holds great prospects.

by Hercolena Oliver February 24, 2009

New job

Something people wouldn't get stressed about if anybody thought it would be easy. They would go in to work relaxed and ready to party.

A new job isn't meant to be easy, so nobidy would think it was going to be. A job you've had years of experience at is a job you already know hasn't been easy, since you wouldn't get paid if it was. Most things in life worth doing aren't going to be easy either, and people don't think they will be, especially not when they're realistic about them.

by Solid Mantis March 14, 2021

No. I'm not looking for a new job.

I don't have to choose between tolerating harassment and leaving and the harassment is following me from job to job so that isn't going to get me what I want.

Hym "No. I'm not looking for a new job. This will be my last job. You need to fire Rick for doing this. Avery too. You fired the black guy. Black Tony. They fired him. Actually you let Avery get away with buying cigarellos even though he was under age. I did stop working as hard because they were doing this and I reject the notion that it shouldn't affect anything I do. If you do not change their behavior, you either need to fire them, or I'm going to sue. I do not need to leave. I do not need to go to Amy or Sarah. You need to stop trying to convince me to do something else. I'm not going to submit to your will no matter how long you try to do it and if you really want to do what I'm doing you need to stop trying but if not trying doesn't get me what I want that I'm going to murder someone's kid."

by Hym Iam July 6, 2025