Never-nude 

An obsessive-compulsive disorder similar to gymnophobia, which makes it very difficult for the sufferer to be naked. Many cope by always wearing short-cutoff jeans under their underwear, even in the shower. It sounds made up, but they are in fact real and hold yearly conventions and have meetings.

From the time never-nudism was identified in the early 1980s to 2018, there is an estimated 52 of them worldwide.

Guy 1: Dude, did you know Cruncher's girl has never seen him naked? They've been dating for two years, what's up with that?
Guy 2: Oh shit, you didn't know? Yeah, Cruncher's a never-nude.

Never-nude by Red John's Friend October 8, 2019

never nude 

One who can never be nude. Often wears cutoff's and body suits. One may also paint themselves blue. There are dozens of them, Dozens!

"What's the deal with the cutoffs?"
"Tobias is a nevernude."

never nude by PaSaVaBa January 7, 2005

never nude 

Someone who is uncomfortable naked, and thus always has some garment of clothing on, even while bathing.

Tobias from Arrested Development is a never nude.

never nude by Mike Smith November 26, 2004

Never nude 

Never can be naked thus wears denim cut offs at all times.

Tobias is wearing his cut offs in the shower because he is a never nude.

Never nude by SaV January 8, 2005

never nude 

A person who wears cut-offs under his/(her?) pants. Can never be nude and attends annual never-nude conventions.

Tobias was a never nude, which is exactly what it sounds like.

never nude by Dominik92 March 15, 2008

Never Nude 

Exactly what it sounds like.

Tobias is a never nude.

Never Nude by titstitstitstitstitstitstits July 29, 2012

nevernude 

Rare psychological affliction of never being able to be completely naked; insistence on covering one's gentialia and/or buttocks. Referenced on Fox's "Arrested Develeopment", Dr. Tobia Funke and his cutoffs.

"He's a nevernude" - Lindsay (about Tobias)
"Is that what it sounds like?" - Michael
"Yes"

nevernude by darcysloveslave October 24, 2004