When one cums on a girls chapped lips, and she receives a stinging sensation. This is similar to what it feels like to eat salty potato chips when one has chapped lips.
"Dude her lips were red today, probably from the stinging nettle I gave her last night!"
by Batchofnettles November 23, 2013
An unfortunate turn of events during a round of golf, usually involving green prickly weeds, over indulgence of alcohol, a case of the shanks, or Frank Raneri.
During their annual Myrtle Beach golf trip, Sam ran in to multiple patches of Stinging Nettle!
by My Dixie Normous July 17, 2008
Cockney rymming slang or as commonly used "mockney" rymming slang for a kettle
"put the stinging nettle on squire"
by Alexandre Ruska-Smith December 2, 2007
poonono, 35-110 year old vagina with large muff
moni likes tj nettles
by dusty cunt June 9, 2008
a plant with stinging neddles that when you touch it the needles shoot onto you and make you itch really bad comonly found in dry areas
i stepped on the stinging nettle and it hurt like hell my foot has been itching for 30 minutes
by cornhoolio December 3, 2009
someone who might of had an affair with Jon Bon Jovi
Jennifer Nettles might have had sexual intercoarse with jon bon jovi without his wife knowing.
by m.e.p February 8, 2008
When one comes across a female of such great beauty, one is compelled to commit any form of depraved sexual act. Falling to such a low that one would even indulge in drinking the urine of the lady in question from a place that was almost certain to result in pain - in order to reach sexual gratification and impress the girl.
Look at her in her tight top, micro-skirt and high heeled shoes - hair waving in the summer breeze. I would lick her piss off a nettle.
by normanstanleyfletcher November 21, 2016