Neti Pot

When a man ejaculates into a woman's nostril and his semen shoots out of her other nostril.

Roger executed the perfect Neti Pot on Heidi, which almost caused her to weep jizz.

by King Deucey December 17, 2008

Neti Pot

When a guy ejaculates in someones nose and it goes in one nostril and out the other.

Last night Frank totally neti potted in my nose... it was AWESOME! My sinuses are so clear!!

by A$billsinthehouse November 22, 2011

Neti pot

(Verb) the act of urinating into someone's nostril, and watching it pour out of the other nostril.

Bro, I neti potted that chick, I had half of my dick up her nose and it sprayed out the other nostril like a hose.

by Christopher_aaron April 4, 2017

Neti Pot

When a girl is giving you that vacuum seal double hand twist gawk gawk combo 3000 head, that you cum so much that it comes out her nose.

Homie 1: "How did it go with that girl you met last night?"
Homie 2: "Yo, she blew me off so good, I Neti Potted her shit!"

by GoofyGoozler12 November 1, 2020

Neti Pot

When he cums inside of her nose and it goes up the nasal cavity

Dude! That bitch wanted it so bad I Neti Poted her and she sneezed for 2 days!

by BlueMommaWolf February 11, 2018

New Orleans Neti-Pot

Using a partner’s nostril as a sexual orifice during ejaculation, causing semen to enter the partner’s sinus cavity and exit through the opposite nostril.

I knew Karrie wouldn’t swallow, so I surprised her with a New Orleans Neti-Pot

by JayBanks October 29, 2017

Golden Neti Pot

The act of urinating into one's nostril so that the urine comes out of the other nostril and/or mouth.

"I gave Susan a golden neti pot last night."

by boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii April 29, 2017