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nerd crush 

When you have a crush on somebody whom you would not normally go for. You become nervous while talking to them, or sometimes even just talking about them. The crush is a type of crush for all ages but when you have a nerd crush it is like you are in middle school again.
Not meaning you have a crush on a nerd but that YOU are a nerd because you get nervous when you talk to them, start sweating profusely, etc.
Nerd Crush: "Hey (insert name here)! How's it goin'?"
You: "Hi.. uh.. eh... uh.. " (turn red and run away)
nerd crush by Dr. Lou May 30, 2007

Nerd Crush 

a nerd crush is a crush you have on a certain nerd. if you had to choose between a sea of nerds, you'd choose this nerd in a heartbeat. you do not necessarily desire to date this nerd, but he could potentially be a candidate.
"Blake is totally my nerd crush!"

"Really? Why?"
"He is insanely smart and cute!"
"Oh, awesome!"
Nerd Crush by livealittle123 June 2, 2012

Nerd Crush 

Nerdy crush behavior: as in how a nerd behaves when they have a crush on someone, usually in a group or public setting; engaging in servile flattery
Doofus has a nerd crush on my girlfriend: he “loves” every-other comment she makes, no matter how mundane
Nerd Crush by youngcurmudgeon September 9, 2020
A person (usually a girl) on whom a large percentage of nerds have a crush. Usually a result of a rare combination of smarts and good looks.
That girl's a real nerdcrush; liking her is a natural part of growing up here for any self-deserving nerd.
nerdcrush by the.creeper September 15, 2009

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026