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national taken day 

you will tell your girlfriend/boyfriend how much you love them hang out with him/her if you can and just spend time together and if your single its ok cuz im also single but making something for taken people have a good day.........ohhhh and ask out your crush or tell them you have feelings for them ;)
you: "i love you baby and happy national taken day baby"

them: awwwwwww thank youuuuuu :)
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national take a shit day 

On december 1 you must be taking a shit every hour after you fart... you must also text your friends when your on the toilet
Fred "Hey man you should take a shit in 15 mins"
Bob "Why?"
Fred "Because man its National take a shit day"

october 18 national take alexs hoddie day :) 

october 18 national take alexs hoddie day :) the fucking hoddie :) bet

National Take Naked Pictures Day 

November 6th is National take naked pictures day take some naked pictures share them or just save them in your phone whatever you feel like
Person 1: Wow my titties look great I’m gonna post them on my close friends for national take naked pictures day

National take a shower day

You have to take a shower every hour
Today is National Take A Shower Day go take a shore it’s 1:00 then take one at 2:00 then at 3:00 then at 4:00, etc

November 13th National take selfies with your crush day 

National take selfies with your crush day is where u get a free past to take selfies with your crush and they can say no
November 13th National take selfies with your crush day Come on guys/girls don’t be shy ☺️

national take your girlfriend to work day 

today is the day to take your girlfriend to work.
hey babe, wanna go to work with me since its national take your girlfriend to work day?