Nassered 

When you go to the doctor for a legit treatment but end up having your orifices finger banged

Me: I went to my chiropractor to fix my low back pain but left feeling butt hurt.

Friend: You got Nassered.

Nassered by Humpmando May 18, 2018

nassereddine 

Nassereddine is an ambitioned guy! He follows his Dreams and lets nothing come through it. He also looks special, just beautiful. Nassereddine is a good listener and always gives good advise. He is a really Special guy, you should appreciate it and don't let him go.

Mom: "Where are you going my daughter?"

Daughter: "I'm going to appreciate Nassereddine's attendance"
Mom: "Use condoms"

nassereddine by Emily422 December 30, 2016

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016